THE FUNK MEDIC
Equipment Sanitizing Co.
 Book A Gear Reset
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Colorado Springs Local Service

The Funk Medic, the Ozone Sanitizing Company:
Your Ultimate Solution To Factory Refresh Your Gear.

We eliminate deeply embedded odors, destroy harmful bacteria, and restore your athletic equipment to a clean, factory state. Local residential service in Colorado Springs.

Schedule a Gear Reset How It Works
99.9%
Germ Elimination
$40
Flat Rate / Player
0
Chemicals Left Behind
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Inside The Chamber

High-velocity O₃ molecular activation forces active particles into dense foam core

The Science

Spraying Your Pads Doesn't Kill the Problem.

That locker room stench isn't just a rite of passage — it's a living colony of bacteria, mold, and fungi thriving deep inside the foam layers of your gear. We take a completely different, scientific approach.

Our specialized conditioning chamber uses high-output molecular activation (O₃) paired with high-velocity air blenders. We force clean, active molecules deep into the dense core of every pad, destroying organic odor particles and cellular bacteria on contact. It converts back to safe oxygen — leaving no harsh chemicals or residues.

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Ozone Molecule
Hi-V
Air Blending
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Residue Left
The Process

Fast, Local Drop-Off

Four steps. Zero hassle. Gear back the same day.

1

Book Your Slot

Reserve online. You'll get text instructions and our secure Bear Creek / Skyway drop-off address.

2

Drop Off Your Bag

We'll review the gear together to make sure all equipment is accounted for, then it's off to be sanitized.

3

The Deep Clean

We process your gear in our high-velocity molecular chamber — destroying bacteria at the source.

4

Pickup & Play

You get a text the moment the cycle is flushed and ready. Come grab your clean gear.

We Clean Gear For

Lacrosse
Lacrosse
Hockey Gear
Hockey
Football Gear
Football
Alternative Equipment
Alternative Equipment
Pricing

No Counting Pads.

Simple flat-rate pricing by player type.

Most Popular

The Player Reset

$40 / bag
  • ✓Everything one player wears
  • ✓The equipment bag included
  • ✓Lacrosse, Football, Hockey, Field Hockey
  • ✓Same-day turnaround
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Goalie Gear
Oversized Protection

The Netminder Reset

$60 / bag
  • ✓Oversized goalie pads & mask
  • ✓Hockey & Lacrosse goalies
  • ✓Full gear bag included
  • ✓Same-day turnaround
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Team & Clubs

Bulk Team Concierge

5+ Bags
Free Pickup / Drop-Off
  • ✓We come to your practice / rink
  • ✓Custom route day coordination
  • ✓Next-day delivery back to team
  • ✓Invoice-friendly for booster clubs
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Why It Matters

Protect Your Athlete.
Extend Your Investment.

Advanced Disinfection

Eliminates 99.9% of germs including Staph, MRSA, and Ringworm — the real threats lurking in sweaty foam pads.

Odor Neutralization

Eliminated at the source — not masked by perfume or deodorant sprays. O₃ destroys the organic compounds causing the smell.

Stop the Rot

Sweat acids destroy leather and foam over time. Regular treatment extends your gear's lifespan — protecting your investment in expensive equipment.

Treatment Schedule

Recommended Frequency Guide

Player Level
Frequency
Recommendation
Elite / Travel
High-volume athletes
Every 3–4 Weeks
Heavy use, multiple practices/week. Keep bacteria at bay all season.
House / Local
Rec league players
1–2 Times / Season
Mid-season shock treatment to reset gear during the grind.
All Players
Every level, every sport
Pre & Post Season
Essential bookends. Start clean, end clean. Protect gear in storage.
Testimonials

What Colorado Springs
Sports Parents Are Saying

★★★★★

"My son's hockey gear smelled like something died in it. One reset and it genuinely smells like nothing. I don't know how they do it but I'm a customer for life."

S
Sarah M.
Hockey Mom — Cheyenne Mountain Area
★★★★★

"Booked for my lacrosse player before tryouts. The process was so easy: got a text when it was ready and the gear smelled brand new. Worth every penny."

J
Jason T.
Lacrosse Dad — Colorado Springs
★★★★★

"Got the bulk booking for our travel team. They picked up at practice and had everything back next morning. The coach was shocked at how fresh the gear was. Doing this every month."

K
Karen L.
Team Coordinator — Travel Lacrosse
★★★★★

"No chemicals, no residue — that was the selling point for me as a parent. My daughter came home and asked why her pads smelled 'like air.' That's the best review I can give."

M
Michelle R.
Field Hockey Mom — Skyway Area
Get Started

Book A Drop-Off Slot

We'll confirm your slot and send drop-off details via text.